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Sep 22, 2014 / 310,529 notes

obveously:

pizzatomb:

imagine if china, while they’re up on the moon, decides to knock down the US flag or whatever just to say ‘screw you’ and its like, what are we gonna do? spend a couple million just to fly some craft up to the moon and re-erect the flag? the whole scenario would be petty and that’s hilarious 

i have lived in america my entire life and i am 100% sure we would do exactly that

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Sep 21, 2014 / 84,193 notes

koalatea:

10 year old me was so pissed that Gabriella would sacrifice true love for a dumb school but 2014 me now accepts that Gabriella was smart like home girl knew she could find dick everywhere YALL SHE GOT INTO FUCKIN STANFORD. FUCKIN. STANFORD. FUK TROY BOLTON’S WHITE ASS 

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Sep 21, 2014 / 401,808 notes

hodak:

whowasminein99:

this will be my child

#preach

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Sep 21, 2014 / 212,509 notes

wishmaker7:

birdghost:

irl-spain:

sentimentalslut:

people say ‘I love you’ in a lot of different ways

'eat something'

'buckle up'

'get some sleep'

'here have my fries'

'Im gonna draw you something'

'yeah i'll buy it for you'

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Sep 21, 2014 / 48,335 notes

vivalaglamourpuss:

an important factual presentation by me

All the facts.

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minazarei:


asperatus cloud x

IT’S LIKE WATCHING THE WAVES ABOVE YOU FROM THE BOTTOM OF THE OCEAN
Sep 21, 2014 / 111,347 notes

minazarei:

asperatus cloud x

IT’S LIKE WATCHING THE WAVES ABOVE YOU FROM THE BOTTOM OF THE OCEAN

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Sep 21, 2014 / 246,024 notes

netlfix:

hash browns will be served at my wedding

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Sep 21, 2014 / 281,021 notes

kiransingh:

the only domestic instinct my parents have managed to pass on to me is the tendency to hoard multiple plastic bags in another plastic bag despite the fact that I will probably never need this many plastic bags in my adult life

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Sep 21, 2014 / 1,352 notes

collegehumor:

Breaking up has never been more fun!

Play —> Let’s Break Up: The Activity Book

Sep 21, 2014 / 88,735 notes
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